WHY I NEVER GOT CAUGHT PAYING FOR WHORES IN THE USA

I lived in the so-called land of freedom for nearly a decade, and I whoremongered on and off for about 5 years. I have to say I was  lucky, because if I ever got busted paying for  hookers, I would’ve gotten in a lot of trouble, and my mugshot would have been all over the internet. 

As I am typing this, I’m laughing hard, because I avoided getting busted by the doughnut-monsters; american cops.

Whore-mongering the in the US sucks,  plus let’s not forget that prostitution is illegal in most of the United States of America, it is legal in some counties in Nevada State, but I believe those brothels suck as well!

Setting up a date with a local whore in the USA is not easy,  if for some reason, she feels you are Law Enforcement agent, she might hang up on you, or stop replying to your text messages, and she might even pass on  your number to other ladies telling them  that you are a  possible cop. 

And you are right back on the hunt looking for more whores on the internet.

From a client’s perspective, there is always a subtle feeling that the girl you contacted might be a cop; and trust me dear pal, it’s not a good feeling to have in the back of your mind, the thought of getting arrested for trying to bust a nut.

The safer way to do it, it’s through escorts who run a background check on you, and require you to provide them with previous references from other ladies. 

At the beginning this method is nice, because it gives you access to a lot more girls, but then it gets tiring. The whole emailing back and forth to set up a date, waiting days and even weeks to visit an escort…it all gets really mechanical. 

Most men in the USA don’t even have escort references, so if they happen to get horny, and feel like paying for a hooker to bust a quick nut, they risk going to jail, how ridiculous. 

Apart from having good luck, I also did the following thing to never get busted by the cops: I was aware of my surroundings. No shit, Sherlock, what a genius…

Well many mongers/Johns, walk in the belly of the beast unknowingly. 

Wherever I called a hooker to come to my private home in the US, I never gave her the right address, plus I was always on the lookout for suspicious activities, whether it was by cops lurking around, or someone straight up planning to do bad things.

And if I called a hooker to my house,  I did it mostly with women I know, I wouldn’t be that dumb now, and risk it all with women I don’t know. Although If I return to the USA, I might get a random hooker to come to my hotel 😀 

The good thing is that most undercover cops stay in the same type of places; shady low-budget motels. Like this one on the video below. I frequented that same motel 3-4 times and never got caught.

Another giveaway that undercover police in the USA have, it’s their hairstyle and dressing style: Many undercover police officers in America sport a crew cut hairdo.

Always look for these types of cars, the cars undercover cops use it’s always the same.

I once happened to see one of those cars parked in a particular motel where I was going to whoremonger. Inside the vehicle was a big man with a beanie hat, who gave me the “undercover police” look. I walked my ass to reception and asked the gentleman there if there was anything going on, because I saw some police and undercover police cars. “This is XYZ county, there is always police, plus I can’t tell you if there is anything going on” That was his answer, and as the receptionist was talking to me, I saw the big  man who was previously sitting inside the car looking through the window of the motel lobby, to see what going on. The receptionist  gave him the ‘everything is fine look. 

I always recommend you to leave if you feel there are many cops or dangers around, even ask the hotel/motel reception. They usually have useful info about what’s happening. 

And if you are wondering, yes, I did go on to fuck the latina whore who was staying at the motel that same day. I ignored the risk of having a police officer nearby looking for men like me.

Enjoy life and stay safe pal!

Hans Onyks